This Is Cause for Excitement
Ah, the elusive joy of having the bed all to yourself! Twitter user Parkerlawyer captures that moment when marriage transforms solitude from lonely to lovely. Her husband dozing off on the couch is like winning the sleep lottery: no duvet wars, no snoring—just starfishing in peace.

Turns out women sleep better alone than with a partner, while men’s sleep quality doesn’t change much either way. So, while he’s catching z’s on the sofa, she’s in for a night of undisturbed, quality sleep. Sometimes love means saying, “You can keep the couch!”

