Please Write Me a Note
Oh, Iwearaonesie is pulling a smooth one, asking the grocery manager to be his alibi in the great ice cream caper. “Looked everywhere, couldn’t find it,” the note would say. Genius? Maybe. Risky? Absolutely.
Interestingly, psychologists have found that little white lies can help reduce stress and promote harmony in a relationship. But this might be a one-way ticket to the doghouse if she finds out, especially if it’s on a night when she really needs that Rocky Road to cope with a bad day.
