The Double Standard
This tweet from @CrockettForReal really taps into one of the unsolved mysteries of long-term relationships: the fry paradox. He’s spent 34 years on planet Earth, and the lesson is crystal clear—she can munch on his fries, but heaven forbid he snag one of hers.
When she takes those fries, it’s a cute and romantic move. But reverse the roles, and you’ve committed an act of culinary betrayal. Think of it as the law of “What’s mine is ours, but what’s hers is hers.” Isn’t love grand?
