Larry Hankin as Officer Balzak
Larry Hankin’s turn as Officer Balzak in “Home Alone!” The man was technically a lieutenant, but trust us, he was the general of guffaws. Tasked solely with answering a call, he managed to turn mere minutes of screen time into a comedy goldmine. He perplexed Kate McCallister with questions about Kevin that were as meaningful as a pet rock.
But what stole the show? His doughnut devotion. While Kate fretted and fumed over her missing child, our good officer found solace in the embrace of a chocolate doughnut. Forget about answering distress calls—this guy was too busy responding to the siren song of sprinkles and glaze.
