Put That Away, Sir

For centuries, men have compared the size of this specific part of their anatomy, with some believing that size matters in all things. While it doesn’t necessarily make them better or worse, some men’s self-esteem and ego depend on it.

Here we’ve got a man with an unusually large member, but it’s just an illusion. After all, the last thing the world needs is another obnoxiously inflated ego. Good thing the Leaning Tower of Pisa is just that, a tower.