Coffee with Octo
This is a Cthulhu Kraken Mug, available on Etsy. It has a ceramic octopus in the middle. It will thrust its head and tentacles out as you complete your morning coffee. It can be dreadful for anyone with no idea that an octopus is waiting down there, especially those with chapodiphobia.
Leaving the octopus aside, turn your attention to another issue. How terrifying is it when you suddenly realize that you need to wash those crevices inside? Removing the stains is even more dreadful.