I’m a Terrible Driver
We could make a joke about the things people just learning to drive get up to, but that wouldn’t apply here. This person has admitted that they only rear-ended their dad’s pickup truck, causing a dent in the tailgate, because they weren’t patient enough to reverse slowly.
Depending on the kind of parent, owning up to this kind of mistake could either result in being grounded or getting car privileges revoked. How would you ever get to see the semi-long-distance boyfriend then?